Thursday, May 05, 2011
Post-Rapture Pet Care
Thanks to some Crossway students I've come across several websites for post-rapture pet care. That's right, if you are raptured, left behind unbelievers promise to take care of your pets for you as they unfortunately will not be joining you to meet King Jesus. But there is a fee!
There is Post Rapture Pets who will caters to those pets you love and care for in the event of the rapture. And an atheist site called Eternal Earth Bound Pets (USA) run by dedicated atheist pet-lovers who promise "For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends."
I can't really say much about this since I'm not dispensational. So I'll hand over to my co-blogger Joel Willitts, a Dallas Theological Seminary grad, to give us the low down on how DTS grads were taught to care for their pets in the event of the rapture.